Slogans for the Second Coming
By Clinton Doggett

How do you spell relief? J-e-s-u-s

Jesus is Coming. Just Do It.

Have It Your Way. Jesus is Coming.

Jesus is coming. It's the real thing.

The Apocolypse. It's everywhere you want to be.

Jesus is Coming. It's Miller time!

Jesus is Coming. Drivers wanted.

Reach out and touch someone. Jesus is Coming.

Jesus is Coming. Because You're Worth It.

Jesus is Coming. Think Different.

Jesus is Coming. Where do you want to go today?

Jesus is Coming. Where's the beef?

Jesus is Coming. Think Outside the Bun.

Jesus is Coming. GRE-A-A-A-A-T!

Jesus is Coming. Can you hear me now?