FUCKEDupLETTERofTHEmonth

Dear Deek,

You have elected to begin negotiations with Sable & Shuck, a company that provides commodities of supreme quality and worth, in return for human souls that meet our criteria*.

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Director of Acquisitions,

Sable & Shuck

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