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Fucked up letter of the month:

This is a legitimate appeal for ladies only.
I'm an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is Renato. I'm sending this message to the people because I have the wish to find an american lady for love and marriage.
I would love to find a wealthy lady who lives in one of the following places in usa or nearby:
1) "The treasure coast",I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county(FLORIDA)
2)Honolulu (Hawaii)
3)Santa Barbara,Montecito,Bel Air,Beverly Hills,Encino or San Luis Obispo(California)
4)Reno(Nevada)
5)washington dc
Take me Deek? Will you take me?
I'm in love with Florida because I have been there once ,I Like warm places,palm trees ,nature,calm and I like especially Delray Beach,Boca Raton,Palm Beach,Golden Beach,Highlands Beach,Lauderdale by the sea,Admirals Cove,Manalapan,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach,Boynton Beach,Deepwater,Hutchinson Island or Jupiter but I would be also interested in one of the 5 places
listed above.
Considering that I like the mature women, I'd love to find a lady of 45-60yo age range.
I'd love to find a gentle long haired lady who lives in a swimming pool house near the sea (as I like to swim too much) . I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single ,divorced.

Take me Deek? Will you take me?

If you could be the kind of woman I'm looking for, write me soon please!!!!!!

Cheers,
Renato
Riva, Italy

Lunch is on me! posted by Troy Lancer
Today I read your magazine from cover to cover while drinking coffee on East Carson Street. I was impressed by the color copy. I will now go to Mike & Tony's for a gyro sandwich. Won't you please join me? Then we can dance, dance, dance the day away.

Deer Deek:

The people on your writing staff are about as worthy of criticism as the people they criticize. It sounds like the people on your staff hit the bong every morning before they write their articles, ya' know, man?

Reza

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rd: pretty sure you need to tell stroud he’s a fuck.
rd: his emails disgust me
rd: tell him to eat fuck
rd: says the man who drank umpteen drafts of cheap beer
rd: so there
rd is away at 1:14:12 AM.

Hey Stroud,

Wanted to compliment you on the Rock Incident of Deek. It looks fabulous, and I think it's the strongest issue yet (and not just because I'm a contributor this time around :) Actually, a lot of those kids totally blow me away. You're really corralling some talented writers.

take care,
-A

Heau:

Can you get me a bunch of weed and/or shrooms? My boss is having a dish-to-pass holiday party that's taking place while I'm at work. I'd like to figure out a way to get some pot brownies there and fuck those fuckers up.

Manilla Fashillah

hey man, i was looking at your lists in deek magazine, and i have a couple of
comments for you. First of all i like the Suite Judy Blue Eyes on the top ten
greatest rock songs and i like having who's next at number 2, but dude did joni
mitchell suck your dick or something. Seriously, do you actually think she is a
better artist than people like john lennon, paul simon, neil young (or anyone of the
guys in csny), skynyrd, or ccr. Its not that i dislike joni mitchell, but, Honestly
man, is blue really the 5th best album of all time. I mean how often do you really
find your self saying i want to listen to one of the best five rock albums of all
time and you end up listening to blue. I am really just wondering what makes you
think that blue is better than led zeppelin IV, blonde on blonde, nevermind, born to
run, live at the fillmore east, and others that are in that league. And my last
question about your lists is why is there an absence of southern rock from any of
your lists. I might be biased cause i am from the south, but i think it is some of
the best music ever written.

thanks,
-Sumter Link

Dear Deek,

I just want to say that this is the worst magazine ever and anyone affiliated with anyone on its staff are immediately and for all times removed from any sort of artistic endeavor. You fucking assholes. When’s next month’s submission deadline?

Charlie Moodey

Greg you are really really stupid

?gniyas m'i tahw sseug uoy nac
..gniht liam-e siht ekil i
..thgin tsal lemirts htiw xes dah i
..toh si dneirf-lrig ruoy
..ko ,hha

3 penny opera

estelle was a tall, slight girl of eighteen, with splended shining eyes, a mass of hair which might have waved on the casque of achilles, and the feet --- i will not say of a spaniard, but of a thoroughbred parisian --- clad in a pair of pink shoes! you laugh? well, i had never seen a pair of pink shoes before! i have forgotten the colour of her hair (i think it was black); but whenever i think of her i see a vision of large brilliant eyes and equally
brilliant pink shoes.

and she had nice jugs.

-brian

 
January
2005
 
 
 
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