Publisher January 5, 2005
Minister of Propaganda:
Benjamin A. Edwards
Artists of submission:
Writers of submission:
Various Aliases, Zelda Getz, Dr. G, Sam Hamilton, Michael Lapinski, Whitey McGee, Ben’s Dear Mum, Christopher D. Salyers
Sarah Presogna (cover), Miss Maulie Keebler (ribbons)
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