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Fucked up letter of the month
Deek:
You are more than welcome to ask me any questions you like, if you would like a trade copy of wankstar love storys freaturing the matrix cum sequence just email me a your address and ill pop a copy in the post, plus we got a new film coming out “Steve Pervin Pussy Hunter” which is a porn pastiche loosely based on the famous austrailian crocdile hunter. You can view all our trailers online at www.wankstarfilms.com
Also we will be releasing “Dick Bastardly” which will be the most expencive Adult film shot in the uk.
Manny thanks
Zane
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! – Ed.
Corporate
Yo Deek:
Would Deek be interested in leveraging some corporate synergy to promote my new line of David Foster Wallets? They come with sleeves for up to 12 photos, with ccompanying annotation. The dollar bills go in the slot marked “Symbolic Exchange of Goods divorced From Material Reality (SEGDMR), cf. Marx and Derrida’s floating signifier.” And finally, it weighs ten pounds, but when you go to look for your money you’ll give up halfway through and give the whole thing to a friend, explaining how it “totally made you rethink the post-modern wallet.”
Fernando Jayne,
Chicago
Deek is awesome
Deekus H.:
everyone loves the divine incident.
Ashton Read
hahahoudini@yahoo.com
Deek, Listen:
My buddy at school, Vance DeFuglee, has been rather distraught about AP English lately…too much work, no breaks from administration, kid comments, superintendent’s plan to water down the curriculum so everyone takes AP and the AP tests to make us a top 100 school…on and on and on… so he was stressing over this and was thinking about looking for a new career and was talking about it to some colleagues when I walked in one morning and handed him a fortune cookie and told him to wait until after first period to open it. And of course….. The fortune cookie said: (as you can probably guess) Quit your job. Leave this town. Do it now. DeekMagazine.com. He was just freaking out everywhere. It was too bizarre. Of all the cookies you gave us, he thought it was wild that I chose that one to give to him…he figures there was a reason…
Fran B.
Deek Sucks
Deek, you fucking retard:
This [“Review Of Brent Dicrescenzo’s Review Of Franz Ferdinand By Franz Ferdinand,” December 2004] is gay. Hey Sam Hamilton, way to play right into his hand...douchebag.
Matt Plotner
plotnermatt@hotmail.com
Dear Deek,
I enjoyed your magazine as it is merely Splenda to the so-called CityPaper’s sacchrine, but you all need more people who can write like hell without channeling poor dead HST. He can’t defend himself and it is cruel to abuse the dead for your own measly ends...
Rairigh Drum
RairighAD@hotmail.com
Hello Deek!
I am writing in response to the article in your last issue entitled From Pittsburgh to the end of the world. I am a devout Jehovah’s Witness and wanted to clear up a few misconceptions and inaccuracies in the article.
I am sure that some of the seemingly negative things that were put in the article were not meant to disrespect anyone. But, I do feel that the writer of your article would do well to hear information from the horses mouth.
To begin with, the article seems to infer that we as Jehovah’s Witnesses follow C.T. Russell. That couldn’t be further from the truth. I have been one of Jehovah’s Witnesses for 25 years and never has there been anything but casual mentionings of Brother Russell. As a matter of fact, as i told one of your staff members, i do not remember the last time he was mentioned at one of our 5 meetings per week, one of our assemblies every 6 months, or one of our district conventions once a year. He was the person who began our modern day organization, but we follow Jesus, who the bible says is the head of the Christian congregation. “Russellites”, we are not. If you would like more information as to why we do not follow the same doctrines that most religions claim are “Christian doctrines” i would love to sit down with you with your copy of the bible and explain it. ajrocksteady@yahoo.com Please contact me.
As far as the comment that we refer to ourselves as Living Saints, that is completely false. I am not even sure where that phrase originated, but seeing that none of your references were from our official site (www.watchtower.org) I am not surprised we have been misquoted.
A.J. Rocksteady
ajrocksteady@yahoo.com
Undecided
DEEK-
let me count the way’s I HATE 2 EvLovE with YOU ALL:
1. Sarah Presogna
2. A Silent Hil Gas Can
3. Cool Parties @ the Quiet Storm
4. Sarah Presogna
5. Presto Chango Mode
6. Encyte Diaries
7. DIVINE INCIDENT’S of happening chance
8. Bad Luck
9. Good Luck
10. Thought Projects
That’s it for now - ALL you little public DEEKrees U
Christopher Hackney
zionshead@hotmail.com
In regard to Deek’s request of nude exhibitionist models to pose for this issue in random spots throughout Pittsburgh
Deeeeeeeeeeek:
I’d do this if I was in Pittsburgh. Sounds fun. Although my pimply ass is nothing to be fancied. Maybe I can just send you some pictures of me in poses (Wink)? Anyway, good luck finding the people.
Ben Rubin
thedudemandude@yahoo.com
To: Deek
LOL Ok you expect anyone to do this without getting paid? I really think that its a joke what you are asking from others to do for free plus maybe be living in those areas or close to them or work in those areas!? I really do think that this is very pathetic. But hey where am I to judge what you want the American People to do for you for free specially in Pittsburgh where they broke protesters arms by snapping them backwards against their own backs plus even beating some of them with a stick just because they wanted others to hear their vioce for crying out loud!And that didnt happen that long ago! But hey ya know if you find people to do this freely that must be the luckiest luck you can ever possibly have...GoodLuck!
Kya Mcloud
ivory_o2@yahoo.com
Random
Dear Deek:
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors. All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome. Absence and death are the same – only that in death there is no suffering.
Shauna
Kaila@yamaichi.de
Deek:
go froth with no chide and send thou sausage links onward, ho.
so was all the hullaballoo about stuffing the DEEK box with auld issues a lark or what?
One inquiring reader wants to know, whose motives are divine.
St Jeannot Le Chat
menesini23@yahoo.com
They actually were stuffed, much like your mother this most recent weekend, flowing over, with past issues of Deek.
– Ed.
Deek:
I went to the Boom Boom Room once, and there was this poor little girl in a cowboy outfit, complete with hat, who I just felt so sorry for. She was clearly underage, came alone, just letting anyone talk to her and touch her, so long as they paid attention to her. Eh. It was unsettling, until I got drunk. Then, me and Mac were just scheming on how to get her home and double team her. Woo hoo!
Clarissa Trouser,
Indiana, PA
Editorial interaction
Editor 1: I’m talking laundry with my black-Italian girlfriend.
Editor 2: I don’t really think it’s necessary to bring race into this.
Editor 1: I’m afraid it was, as we spent most of the time talking about the necessity of separating whites and coloreds.
Dear Deek:
We’re here in Amsterdam and alive. Just thought I’d ask about how things are going. Both Mo and I wish you success through our drugged out haze.
ben
ben@deekmagazine.com
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