Drunken Monk

Dude, I just totally waited, like, 18 years of my life for this. Dude this is totally sweet! I mean, dude, look at all these chicks! Dude, Asian chicks got nothing on these sweet girls. So last night, this girl came up to me and she was like, "Hey, I'm new on campus." I was like, "Dude! So am I!" Then we started like totally making out and pounding 40s and we smoked like this huge bowl of weed and shit. Then we, like, went up to her room and made out some more. But like, I was so drunk and stoned that I passed out. I just pray to enlightened Buddha my dad doesn't find out.

Businessman BBoy

You may think I'm some straight Wall Street motherfucker but you're wrong. I'm the hardest of them all. I made the money for my six Bentley's and my six bitches. So don't be hating. I'm the motherfucker who talks big and lives bigger. I heard the upper East side's too dangerous for Fifty, well I just bought my second crib there last week. Eight figures, bitch! I buy six double shot, extra caramel vente lattes a day, I'm so hard. So don't point that thing at me. I know who I am. Get the fuck outta my face!

Too Sheik for the Chic

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the hottest of them all? Living in the desert all day, covered in coarse broadcloth, I need added sex appeal under that sweaty Hijab. And if only one man is ever going to see it, I don't need to spend a lot. That's why Walmart offers quality underwear at prices even women who aren't permitted to work due to religious dogma can afford. Western styles and prices even the most traditional Muslim woman can appreciate.

Fashion Credits - Photos : Nate Boguszewski; Supreme Fashionista : Tiffany Boden; commentary : elizabeth marklewicz Models : Michael J. Stevenson, Neal Rosenblat, Teresa Bradsha; Clothing by avalon exchange